全民情敌

是什么妨碍了我们追求爱情的权利？似乎就算你是国家总统，也会有爱情的烦恼，在追求爱情伴侣上，每个人都是天生的白痴。相信我，就算是花花公子，在遇见他的真命天女时，也是个嗑巴，因为这种爱情的能力，还真是后天学成的。
所以说，爱情是一门学问。或者说，遇到真爱，抓住真爱，是一门学问。
我们想要取悦伴侣，想看到他（她）的笑脸，想看到他们的快乐迅速的写在脸上，然后告诉我们“我很高兴，我很幸福，我很爱你”。
可惜，大多我们都听不到这点，或者是很难听到这些。摸着石头过河是我们每个人所遇到的。如果你认为你周围的人中存在有这样是爱情杀手，在其中如鱼得水的人，你认为不可能有那种说不出“我爱你”的可能性存在。那我要恭喜你，他不算什么情圣也不算个情种，最多只能算个从没体会到过何为爱情的傻瓜，一个可怜虫。而你，还有这个机会，须亲身体验的机会。
无数个大小不计的爱情战役仿佛只为真命天女或真命天子的出现做铺垫。在这之中修炼出来的能力有可能在你看到他（她）的眼睛时刹那间烟消云散，一切不过从头再来。不过，不要怕，最重要的是这门学问还有一招必杀技，那就是真心实意。拿自己的真心去换得真爱，这才是我们得到对方的方法。而这一招，每人都有，能力有限但结果一样~
如果觉得我说得不够清楚，那就看看这部电影《Hitch》，爱情专家教别人怎么样谈恋爱，最后却发现没有什么方法，你要付出的是真心，获得的才会是真爱。

如果没有技巧没有机缘，你是否会注意到你身边的好男人呢。美丽的女影星先毫不犹豫地说，yes,之后忧郁，只好强自辩白说，至少，eventually。
身边的人那么多，真正知道名姓的有几个，若真正肯于耐下心来聊几句，了解一下来处去处的，便更是寥寥了。
我便是要相信缘分的那个，一定要因缘巧合，厌恶一切的人为安排，只是这样一想，便觉实在是有些天真。
喜欢这剧扮八卦女记者的eva，虽然有些胖，但大眼睛，深色皮肤，却看来是聪明的。也许现代的人真是太自我保护了，小心翼翼如履薄冰，皆是缺乏了安全感的表现。但，饶是这样也免不了在不起眼处受暗伤，so，you can never be too protected.
如分手专家相似编排，当专家遇上专家，我等闲人看热闹同时也能赚上点理论知识。

    一个人的情人节刚过，选择这样一个下午看Will Smith的 《Hitch》（又名：《全民情敌》）这样一部轻松幽默的爱情喜剧，多少有点冲淡孤寂的意味。
    影片一开始就展现了整片节奏明快，语言幽默的基调，“约会医生”这一称谓真好，我们意识中模模糊糊的浪漫爱情，被解构成一道道简单、直接、高效的技巧与公式，只要你选择特定的时间、场景与动作（而不是我们平常所认为的那样：语言），就像科学公式一样，条件齐备，就一定能达到浪漫爱情的终点：抱得美人归！
    Will Smith扮演的Hitch真是睿智而幽默，在他初见女主角Sara（Eva Mendes）的时候，在酒吧里解除sara的被人调戏的场景，两人的对话，已经占据每一位女观众的心！
    而在他带她各自骑着摩托艇鱼跃于哈德逊河的时候，又让大家不禁眼前一亮：摩托艇，一贯在电影里出现的时候，都是警察在追捕罪犯，虽然惊险刺激，不免有些陈词滥调，却原来摩托艇也有这样激情与浪漫并存的一面！
    当Hitch托朋友找到Sara先祖的亲笔签名以后，Sara激动到落泪……好浪漫啊！
    浪漫不是花前月下，不是阳光海滩，不是拥吻，而是，有一个人，真真实实在乎你！为你而去努力！
    印象很深的一个镜头：胖子Albert送女明星cole回家，胆怯的Albert不敢亲吻cole，转身离去的时候，我看见，准备开门的cole，低着头，微微地一声叹息……因为，即使是女明星如她，对爱情，也是有期待的吧！

      笨手笨脚的阿尔伯特拿着快餐垃圾，扭着屁股走下台阶，突然回过头来说：You know what it's like getting up every morning feeling hopeless ? Feeling like the love of your life is waking up with the wrong man?But at the same time, hoping that she atill find happiness, evev if it's never be with you.
     我突然就被感动了，“癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉”这句话完全不适合阿尔伯特，因为在他的眼里没有欲望，只有渴望，渴望付出、渴望看到自己爱的人快乐，哪怕自己只是一个旁观者，也会心甘情愿。
   Hitch和阿尔伯特在大门口练习那段真是太搞笑了，我爱死了Will的表情，在我看来，Hitch就是一位堕入凡间的爱情天使，当然他要比《爱情呼叫转移》里的天使刘仪伟强多了，至少他这个工作需要亲力亲为，而非一部足以让人抓狂的奇怪手机。

一部想让你看第二遍第三遍乃至第n遍的电影，情节紧凑，不落俗套，搞笑连连，百看不厌，里面的音乐也很酷

sweep off the feet 神魂颠倒
right broom 扫把；扫帚
new broom
新就任者，新上任官员（可能进行很多变革）
hitch
to fix something to something else with a rope, a hook, etc. 拴住；套住；钩住 VN ~ sth (to sth)
Idiom: get hitched informal
to get married 结婚

fluid concept
流体的概念
aristo-brat
a person, especially a child, who behaves badly 没有规矩的人；（尤指）顽童 n
slept in 懒觉 迟起
come in handy
overwrought behavior
very worried and upset; excited in a nervous way 过度紧张的；过分忧烦的；紧张激动的

busty brunette
of a woman 女子 having large breasts 胸部丰满的
kiddo【俚】老兄;老姐(一种亲昵的称呼)
sip my mai tais
A cocktail based on light rum,curaçao, and fruit juices

short game短期利益
hit on woman
开始与某人调情
due 快生了
lime wedges
paramedics
A person who is trained to do medical work, esp. emergency first aid, but is not usually a fully qualified physician

late bloomer
100% referral
thus far
until now; up to this point 到目前为止；迄今为止；到这点为止
guy is bum
a lazy person who does nothing for other people or for society 懒汉；游手好闲者 inf

swing for the fence
打全垒打
flat-out 头坏了
竭尽全力的;全速的
直率的;坦白的;完全的

board room
let them marinate
if you marinate food or it marinates, you soak it in a marinade before cooking it 腌，浸泡（食物）；（食物）腌，浸泡
great tipper 慷慨给小费
glass getting low 酒杯空了
took the liberty of bring you a glass of wind 自作主张
fuck off 滚犊子
x factor未知因素
lingerie ====longzheri
southern 热情的
snap back 回到过去 很快恢复
wince cry beg畏缩避开
to suddenly make an expression with your face that shows that you are feeling pain or embarrassment （因痛苦或尴尬）龇牙咧嘴，皱眉蹙额

perseverance =>obnoxious
extremely unpleasant, especially in a way that offends people 极讨厌的；可憎的；令人作呕的

bam
used to represent the sound of a sudden loud hit or a gun being fired （突然的重击或枪声）嘭，，呯 informal
used to show that something happens very suddenly （表示突然）蓦地 i

sack up a diaper
[俚]睡觉，投宿（在某处）
hop on with you
sitting ducks坐以待毙
A person or thing with no protection against an attack or other source of danger

scoot back
to go or leave somewhere in a hurry 疾行；匆匆离去

male egos
ship's manifest 名册
a list of goods or passengers on a ship or an aircraft （船或飞机的）货单，旅客名单

inspector's ledger
a book in which a bank, a business, etc. records the money it has paid and received 收支总账；分类账簿；分户账簿

ethnic enclaves
少数民族聚居地
A portion of territory within or surrounded by a larger territory whose inhabitants are culturally or ethnically distinct

a long absence 久违的

wanted poster
a train wreck a car, plane, etc. that has been very badly damaged in an accident （事故中）遭严重毁坏的汽车（或飞机等）

did it with flair
a natural ability to do something well 天资；天赋；天分 singular uncountable ~ for sth
a quality showing the ability to do things in an interesting and imaginative way 才华；资质


desirable traitthat you would like to have or do; worth having or doing 想望的；可取的；值得拥有的；值得做的

slammed 猛烈抨击
non-sleazy way
of a place 地方 dirty, unpleasant and not socially acceptable 肮脏的；污秽的；乌烟瘴气的；藏污纳垢的 informal
of people 人 immoral and unpleasant 不正派的；道德败坏的；堕落的；卑鄙的

classy 有风度的
new installation展品
eggnog
A drink made from a mixture of beaten eggs, cream, and flavorings, often with alcohol

sign off on all big relationship desicion
sign off on something
批准

drop me off at home
fiddling with my keys
limpid pools of desire
清澈的游泳池

sheepdog kind of way
he's adorable
glutton for punishment
pay you back 报复
compliment of our chef
name-drop and dish friends
频频提到名人借以自抬身价

endearing 可爱的
food allergy 重音在前
good on the rocks加冰更美味
vault 保险库房
a room with thick walls and a strong door, especially in a bank, used for keeping valuable things safe （尤指银行的）金库，保险库

fort knox
of a building 建筑物 to be strongly built, often with many locks, strong doors, guards, etc., so that it is difficult for people to enter and the things kept there are safe 坚固且戒备森严；固若金汤

see the forest through sleaze
dishonest, immoral or illegal behaviour, especially by politicians （尤指政治家的）舞弊，丑行，违法行为 uncountable British English
behaviour or conditions that are immoral, unpleasant and not socially acceptable 堕落；污秽；肮脏；乌烟瘴气 uncountable
a dishonest or immoral person 奸徒；卑鄙的人；下流坯

innate protective thing
give her mouth to mouth 人工呼吸
got over it 释怀
gliding along 滑翔

precipitation
rain, snow, etc. that falls; the amount of this that falls 降水，降水量（包括雨、雪、冰等） uncountable technical
a chemical process in which solid material is separated from a liquid 沉淀；淀析

morning person 早起的人
affectionate and sweet
showing caring feelings and love for somebody 表示关爱的

boldface caption
a thick dark typeface 黑体；粗体

typeface /ˈtaɪpfeɪs/ DJ /'taɪpˈfes/ KK
a set of letters, numbers, etc. of a particular design, used in printing （印刷用的）字体

all this for a lousy lay 不爽的一炮


speed-dating 8分钟约会
a sight for sore eyes
a person or thing that you are pleased to see; something that is very pleasant to look at 喜欢见到的人（或物）；赏心悦目的事物

do it if you not snarling
使(线、发等)缠结
使混乱,使一团糟
使(交通等)堵塞 H (

get a cleaver
a heavy knife with a broad blade, used for cutting large pieces of meat 砍肉刀；剁肉刀

the gong
a round piece of metal that hangs in a frame and makes a loud deep sound when it is hit with a stick.Gongs are used as musical instruments or to give signals, for example that a meal is ready. 锣

it's lame差劲
so be it. used to show that you accept something and will not try to change it or cannot change it （表示完全接受）就那样好了

hit a titty bar
A strip club is a nightclub or bar where striptease is regularly performed, and possibly other related acts such as lap dancing.

scam artist
a clever and dishonest plan for making money 欺诈；诈财骗局

off the record 私下讨论
that's a relief 解脱
without a chute 树特


put him up to the inhaler
a small device containing medicine that you breathe in through your mouth, used by people who have problems with breathing 吸入器（吸药用）
he chuck it
to throw something away 扔掉；丢弃；抛弃

drive a stick开手动挡。