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全美超模大赛第一季

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主演:Tyra Banks

类型:综艺地区:美国语言:英语年份:2003

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全美超模大赛第一季综艺免费高清在线观看全集。
  This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70+ year history of television. It's nothing but 60 minutes of some of the worst bile that can come out of human beings, male or female. Basically, it's nothing but pure bitchy, catty, c*nty, vile harpiness among the contestants, judges, and the fashionistas (or should I say fashionazis). Typically a lot of insulting, backbiting, and bitchy, unnecessarily anal-retentive criticism.  The thing that gets me about the show is how much the judges and fashionazis (and the pretentious & shallow fashion industry in general) nit-pick against the equally bitchy contestants about little, petty, trivial, frivolous, anal-retentive things about their appearance, personality, etc. Things that the *REAL* people in this world (which the fashion industry lacks, thankfully) wouldn't give rat's ass number 1 about. (Myself included.)  Crap like: "Oh, your left eyebrow is a yoctometer off center. That isn't gonna fly, and nobody will take you seriously in this industry because of it!" Or, "You're breathing wrong. Good luck with winning this competition." I'm just kidding here, but they usually end up saying things almost exactly like this on this show.  If getting into the fashion industry is this hard, painful, bitchy, insulting, nit-picky, catty, backstabbing, and anal-retentive as this show tries to portray, than thank the good Lord that He made me all fat, balding, hairy, and dumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin', because I would never want to be required to have the caustic bitchiness and anal, pretentious attitude of any model or fashionazi (or any fashion industry worker), namely the people on this show.  And Janice Dickinson, mercy, do not get me started on her...  This show needs to die. It's this show (and many other "reality" shows like it) that proves that competitiveness (and the fashion industry) is truly the devil's tool...星空影院桃花影院九九影院私人影院樱花影院星辰影院青柠影院神马影院三妹影院牛马影院金牌影院春风得意小塔历险记之记忆森林爵迹·临界天下冒牌总统玛蒂尔达神笔马良丛林历险记2019猪猪侠之终极决战约定特效化妆师大对决 第一季准点出击寒夜长剑风云第二季碟中谍6:全面瓦解松香时间怪客2018哈哈巴士盛极一时的爱情瘫痪人生消失的情人节梅林传奇 第四季江原道之力海月姬 ~水母公主~地道女英雄脱俗家庭深圳湾

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elyse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5分钟前
  • 占朵
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一直忠爱adrianne,冠军,哦也!8年后在S17里再看到shannon,依旧美丽!

9分钟前
  • Takuya家小吹吹
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大爱Adrianne & Elyse这2只!

12分钟前
  • 那个谁
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我爱第一和第三- -...

13分钟前
  • Pi's Life
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elyse!!!!

15分钟前
  • 白阿毛
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Elyse 你最美!

16分钟前
  • Maggie啊啊啊
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第一集看到elyse的第一眼就喜欢上她。哈哈。一见钟情啦。。

17分钟前
  • ♥👖
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个人认为Elyse才是冠军,如今第一季里也只有她后动最多。

21分钟前
  • 井垚鑫
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第一季我最喜欢

24分钟前
  • 史丹利
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之后几季再也没有一个姑娘像elyse那样深得我心了

28分钟前
  • Flora
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當年

29分钟前
  • 陳小明
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最喜欢的一季看了不知道多少遍,面试的时候就对Elyse一见钟情,第一次化妆后台她说我从来没有这么漂亮过的时候心跳都停了。。。印象深的镜头还有adrianne的妈妈来,adrianne问她你还欠人家多少钱,我会帮你还的,看的都要哭了,以前的岁月真是单纯啊。。。

30分钟前
  • 老鱼聊发少女心
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Elyse和第十四季的Ren好像~

33分钟前
  • liliya
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虽然有点过时,但是那时候的tyra还是正常的

34分钟前
  • 事儿姐
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看了这么多季,ELYSE仍是我最爱

39分钟前
  • Pannnnnnnda
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【You don't show it,I can't see it】

44分钟前
  • 无名
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即使看了几乎所有ANTM 依然难忘elyse酱

45分钟前
  • 弥达牖光™
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第一季好粗糙呀哈哈.Tyra好捞呀果阵.得9个人.Robin带领大家唱歌果段笑死我,个Eboney典型噶又嘈又巴渣噶黑鬼.Nicole几靓噶,可惜挂住温仔.9个入面唯独Elyse系有HF路线噶,我觉得冠军其实几普通咯一路睇落来.

47分钟前
  • 🍜 𝗟𝗼𝘂
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我好中意Elyse&Adrianne!!! 可惜elyse入唔到final two,,

51分钟前
  • 肥魚小姐。
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还有这么神奇的一个剧种存在的啊

55分钟前
  • 教主饶命
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